Jokes/sms

Worst Possible Jokes

(1.)Patient to Nurse: I Love You. Tumne mera dil chura liya hai!
Nurse: Chal hat jhute, humne to teri kidney churai hai !!


(2.)Question: what is the cube of 13?
Answer: Its : SUROOR
Wondering how?
thats bcoz....
TERA x TERA x TERA = SUROOR

(3.)Question: Ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi, use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
Answer: kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

(4.)Question: Who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
Answer: Sita with Ravan

(5.)Question: What does the kangaroo say when she finds her baby missing?
Answer: Aaila!!!!! kisi ne mera pocket maar liya

(6.)Question: An elephant falls in luv wid n Ant. But Ant’s parents r against their marriage. Why?
Answer: They gave a solid reason... Ladke ke daant (teeth) bahar hain


(7.)Question: What would u call a girl who never laughs??
Answer: Hasina


(8.)Question: 3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?
Bataao Bataao!
Nahi Pata?!!
Answer: Arre... Galati se!!!!!


(9.)Question: What’s the opposite of “Dominoes”???
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Tired of thinking???
Answer: Well the answer is “Domi doesn’t know”

(10.)Question: What is the opposite of “Pizza Hut”
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Answer: “Pizza.... Hutna mat”


(11.)Question: Santa Singh went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?
Answer: Because there it was written “Number dial karne se pehele do lagae”

(12.)Question: Ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gayato kaise baahar nikalega???? ??? .........
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Answer: Geela ho ke nikalega.... ..

(13.)Question: Ek aadmi ki jaan jaa rahi hai to use kya khilaoge .......
sweets.... nopes
salt...... nopes
think
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are yaar..
Answer: Birla White Cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hai.......

(14.)Question: Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange ?
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Answer: They Both Are Not a Banana !!

(15.) Employee
Aug Month: - Oh my god what a fool of my manager is. He over paid me with rs2000 this Hi hi I’ll not tell him of this….

Sep Month: - What the hell is this how come my salary has arrived with Rs2000 less this month…what does he think...

Manager:- Lat month I overpaid you...but u din complain...so why now..

Employee:-well the thing is I don’t mind if u make a mistake once...but if it becomes a habit...i have to say something

(16.)Titanic was sinking.

Santa: How much the earth is far from here?

Banta: 1 kilo meter.Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"Banta: Downwards !!