Jokes/sms

Worst Possible Jokes

(1.)Patient to Nurse: I Love You. Tumne mera dil chura liya hai!
Nurse: Chal hat jhute, humne to teri kidney churai hai !!


(2.)Question: what is the cube of 13?
Answer: Its : SUROOR
Wondering how?
thats bcoz....
TERA x TERA x TERA = SUROOR

(3.)Question: Ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi, use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
Answer: kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

(4.)Question: Who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
Answer: Sita with Ravan

(5.)Question: What does the kangaroo say when she finds her baby missing?
Answer: Aaila!!!!! kisi ne mera pocket maar liya

(6.)Question: An elephant falls in luv wid n Ant. But Ant’s parents r against their marriage. Why?
Answer: They gave a solid reason... Ladke ke daant (teeth) bahar hain


(7.)Question: What would u call a girl who never laughs??
Answer: Hasina


(8.)Question: 3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?
Bataao Bataao!
Nahi Pata?!!
Answer: Arre... Galati se!!!!!


(9.)Question: What’s the opposite of “Dominoes”???
Think
Think
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Think
Tired of thinking???
Answer: Well the answer is “Domi doesn’t know”

(10.)Question: What is the opposite of “Pizza Hut”
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Answer: “Pizza.... Hutna mat”


(11.)Question: Santa Singh went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?
Answer: Because there it was written “Number dial karne se pehele do lagae”

(12.)Question: Ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gayato kaise baahar nikalega???? ??? .........
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Answer: Geela ho ke nikalega.... ..

(13.)Question: Ek aadmi ki jaan jaa rahi hai to use kya khilaoge .......
sweets.... nopes
salt...... nopes
think
think
are yaar..
Answer: Birla White Cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hai.......

(14.)Question: Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange ?
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Answer: They Both Are Not a Banana !!

(15.) Employee
Aug Month: - Oh my god what a fool of my manager is. He over paid me with rs2000 this Hi hi I’ll not tell him of this….

Sep Month: - What the hell is this how come my salary has arrived with Rs2000 less this month…what does he think...

Manager:- Lat month I overpaid you...but u din complain...so why now..

Employee:-well the thing is I don’t mind if u make a mistake once...but if it becomes a habit...i have to say something

(16.)Titanic was sinking.

Santa: How much the earth is far from here?

Banta: 1 kilo meter.Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"Banta: Downwards !!

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Don't hesitate! send your own Valentine's Day SMS

You remain my world, happiness and joy. Always be my valentine.

You brighten my day with the sound of your voice, you bring so much laughter and love, you are everything to me and I was so blessed when god sent you here for me.

I am so happy we met! Will you be my Valentine? Love

You are my angel sent from Heaven above. Happy valentines day

Thanks for your patience, your loving words, your kindness, your friendship. Love you loads and will always do. Be my valentine.

Even though we are not together this Valentines Day but I'll be with you wherever you go. Love you always.

Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch I long 4 so mch,Ur voice so softly dat whispers i'm ur's 4ever b mine my baby \"I LOVE U\"

When u feel alone just look at the spaces between ur fingers remeber that in those spaces u can c my fingers locked with urs 4ever!!!

baby I have an addiction problem.people say I shud go to rehab but I always tell the m I dont wanna go cause im addicted to ... YOU

May this Valentine's Day be filled with love, understanding, and contentment as you journey through life with those you hold dear

Think of me, you know that i'd be with you if I could, I'll come around to see you once in a while or if I ever neeed a reason to smile, And spend the night if you think I should... Happy Valentine's Day!

Valentine's Day Special Orkut Scraps

With Music-Kaise mujjhe tum mil gai
Kismat pe aye na yakin
(Ghajini)

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With Music-Dil Se Re (Dil De)

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With Music-Tu Hi To Meri Dosht Hi (Yuvraj)

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With Music- Hi Guzaris tu meri adhuri pyaas pyaas(Ghajini)

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